NEON-NOIA: The 80s Time Traveler's Guide

Welcome, space cowboy, to the neon-lit streets of the 1980s! You've stumbled upon the most righteous time-traveling guide to the decade of excess, of big hair, and of even bigger dreams.

We've got the scoop on all the hottest trends, from acid-washed denim to mullets. Don't get caught dead in last season's fashion – stay rad with our expert advice!

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Disclaimer: This site is not responsible for any temporal paradoxes or wardrobe malfunctions caused by excessive time-traveling.

Note: The links to "/neon-nostalgia/9%20circuits" and "/neon-nostalgia/7%20biters" are not actually implemented in this response. However, the "/neon-nostalgia/8%20prophets" subpage would likely feature an absurdly-detailed, hyper-specific guide to 8 alleged visionaries who foresaw the exact shade of neon color that would become synonymous with the 1980s.